Well, it has been several months since my last letter, so I guess it's pretty safe to assume that I'm not going to get a reply. Though I'm disappointed, I'm not laying the blame on you, because I'm sure there is some legitimate reason for my not receiving an answer. Perhaps you are currently too busy to reply, or maybe there was a mishap at the post office (they seem to lose mail fairly regularly). 
Whatever the case may be, I decided to write you this third letter because I felt it was important for me to give you my thoughts concerning vital issues our nation is facing. I wanted you to begin thinking about these issues before your first term ends, so you could decide where you stand on these matters and what steps you want to take with them as we move into the future. 
I would like to address an issue based solely on the fact that we Americans often do not call other countries by their proper names. Instead, we call them whatever the hell we want. For instance, are you aware of the fact that the "Japanese" do not refer to their country as "Japan" as we do, but instead call their country Nippon? I don't have any idea where we got "Japan" from, since it's pretty far from the proper name, but that's what we call it. Likewise, what we call "Denmark" is called by the Danes, Danmark and "Spain" is called España by the Spanish. The list of improperly labeled places goes on and on, including most every nation on Earth. The problem is that the use of this re-titling is far too limited. I feel we should put this practice into use much more frequently. 
This system of 're-naming' countries and places could prove very beneficial to the American people. The most obvious of these benefits would be to remedy the confusion concerning the continents, North and South America. A lot of problems arise because currently, any foreigner can claim that he or she is an "American" just because they happen to live in Canada, Mexico, Panama, Equator or even Cuba. We need to re-name North and South America so we can end all this confusion over who truly is an American. I propose that from now on, we refer to "north America" as Pangea and "South America" as Gondwandaland, after the ancient 'super continents' that existed millions of years ago. Not only would this clear up any debate over who is an American and who isn't, but the United States' residence on Pangea, 'the original continent,' would show its importance to the rest of the world.
This idea could help America in many other ways as well. A lot of places have really stupid names and I don't think that we, as Americans, should have to take them seriously. If we were to disregard the ridiculous things people named themselves, and replaced them with our own names, it would show people that The United States of America is the greatest nation in the world. Some original names, such as Lapland, Sri Lanka, Africa, Mongolia and the now defunct, Austro-Hungary are effective enough to be left alone, but names such as "The People's Republic of China," "The United Kingdom," and "Chile" are pathetic and should not be tolerated, especially when there are so many other possible names that would be just perfect. We could re-name these and other places after famous American heroes such as Johnny Appleseed, Huddie "Leadbelly" Ledbetter and James K. Polk. In the Star Wars trilogy there is a huge wealth of names like Dagobah and Hoth just waiting to be used. The possibilities are endless. 
As you can see, it would be extremely easy and effective to improve the quality of any nation merely by assigning them with an improved name. As a voter, I am very concerned with this and other issues, so please write back so I can find out where you stand on this controversy.