increase
the effectiveness of schooling via homework.
The first step in bringing the laser into everyone's lives is not, as you may thaink, making it affordable, but rather increasing education on the laser.
The laser is indespensible in terms of defense. Small homes in South
Dakota, Minnesota and Kansas can currently be hit by missles fired by rogue
states such as South Korea, Japan or Germany. Only lasers are futuristic
enough to stand up to what has so far been man's greatest threat. If everyone
is 
awakened
to the threat of missles shot by Nazis and Commies (not to mention Arabs)
than support for lasers shall skyrocket, giving them credibility where
currently there is ridicule. Still, not everyone will be able to afford
their own laser for the home.
That's where the THEL mobile defence unit comes in. A mobile defense unit, while currently costing $6.2 billion, is expected to lower in price to $48,000 by July 2004. The MDU is compact, cost-efficient, conserves fuel and is an excellent off road vehicle. It's compact enough to fit in the garage with the other two cars. The only drawback is that no more than two passangers can fit in the MDU at one time. Dogs will love the MDU too; they fit nicely in the trunk. It's a perfect vehicle for a family outing (but bring a car!)
Well, needless to say, the laser will change the world for the better. Iraqis and Midwesterners will be able to sit at the same table and drink from the same cup. But what can we do in the meantime?
| There are plenty of diversions for the laser-lover in today's world. The Laser Park in Auchwitz, FL is a great place to spend the day in the presence of the laser. Ride on a laser-guided roller coaster, play a game of laser-tag with some pals or chow down on some delicious laser-generated artificial food. | 
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But overall, lasers can be a great addition to one's life, including emotionally. Therapy, once a very expensive weekly procedure, is made easier by the one-time purchase of a home brain laser. The brain laser gently removes lesions caused by stress and genetic deformity making disoriented, streesed-out people into models of relaxation and confidence.
Now you might ask yourself, "James, what can I do to help make this
laser dream a reality?" Well, that's a good question. First thing to do
is write your local politition. Let the fat cats in Washington, Albany,
Newark, etc see that you care about lasers and want to see them play a
more prominent role in you everyday life. Next, do a little study on your
own. It never hurts to be well educated in these changing times. It's for
the best that everyone know about the developments which could effect them
the most. Start a study group, or just spend some time on the web with
a friend.
Pastors and proffesors all accross the country agree that lasers are going to change the face of the world. Get on top of this craze! Don't be left behind! You may soon find the laser more indispensible than the lawnmower in a few months. Which reminds me...
Confused? Have questions? Don't worry. There's an outreach group for people just like you all accross the country. It's called the Society for the Proliferation of Extremely Dangerous Weaponry. Check it out on the web. This is the beginning of a bright new future for all of us!