Enjoy the benefits of this fabulous new political/economic philosophy!
 

Own or aspire to own: your own horseless carriage! Cellular phone! Gap Jeans! Tobacco plantation! Freedom  of choice: Will you drink Coca-cola or pepsi-cola? Mcdonalds or Burger King? You decide! Not some pinko bureaucrat in a government agency! You're an individual! Not a faceless cell of a community! You're different (and better) than the masses.

Q: But wait! Capitalism is an economic system- not a political philosophy, right?

A: wrong! capitalism is an amazing new political system in which the richest members of society instruct their servants in the government to create legislation benefiting them, and that means a better standard of living for all of us! Remember... what's good for oil companies is good for everyone!

Q: Shouldn't those with a lot of wealth be forced to  share with those who have nothing?

A: Certain misguided individuals believe that hardworking citizens like yourself, as well as successful industrialists should have to be robbed regularly to create a luxurious utopia for a bunch of winos, dope fiends and welfare cheats who just don't want to work That doesn't seem right, now does it. Taxing the rich means that they will be less likely to generously donate one of their abstract expressionist paintings to our public museums.

Remember: this is the land of opportunity, where all men are equal and everyone has the same chance to get ahead. If you aren't a multi-millionaire yet, it's most likely because...

1. God doesn't want you to be rich. He wants you to do your duty as a respectful, hard working laborer or servant who always does as he is told to.

 
2. You're just too lazy and stupid to make it. It's your own fault you aren't rich.

 
3. You would be rich... if it wasn't for those greedy immigrants and welfare mothers getting $100 a month!