Damian Lanahan-Kalish
Damian Lanahan-Kalish is a traitior to his class. Although
the proud owner of thirty purebread pony corpses as well as a prestigiously hyphenated
surname, he chooses to associate with drunks, “artists”
and other degenerates rather than his fellows at the country club. Among the perverts
he’s been known to collaborate with are some of the most infamous smut peddlers
and “rock musicians” plauging
our communities today: James “the
Real James” Call, the Beebe Brothers,
German Cars Vs. American Homes,
Mike Garlington and other truly horrible people.
Often found reciting lecherous verse to beatniks accompanied by raucous jungle
music, this individual is a discrace to his Blood, his Name and to the Royal House
of Windsor.
As founder of the prestigous Mishap Organization,
Damian Lanahan-Kalish (also known among unemployed or middle-income vermin as
“Skinny D”) has had many
opportunities to mend his evil ways. Alas, he has thrown away his youth and
family fortune fronting the “punk”
combo Endorphin as well as producing
a string of obscene record albums. Currently he is working on a book of vile
poetry.
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