Straight outta the ghettos of Bend, Oregon, da Spooj (also called tha Spooge) is gonna fuck shit up with their phat beats and cock and balls!

These two white boys have founded a true post-modern hip-hop experience. Itís too bad that they are evil and servants of Mapplethorpe, because their beats are fairly slamming. Occasionally joined by guest stars, da Spooj have produced more smash singles in the last two years than Britney, Madonna, NíSync, Matchbox 20 and Colin Powell combined. Their first CD release, ìB b b b b b b b b b b b b b b,î was universally acclaimed as the most innovative album of all time. Rza, Gza, Pza and Nza of the Pu Tang Clan called it ìbrilliant.î Eminem spat on the ground and said, ìShit.î Benny Goldstein, CEO of Gangsta Die Records, says the CD is ìhighly marketable.î

Youíll probably recognize their smash radio hits, ìBeasty Feast,î ìBucket of Snow,î ìBalloon Master,î ìMalcontento,î ìCock and Balls,î and ìChink Spooj.î Core-core fans will also know their less-known but more immaculate work, including, ìJames and Tore, Holt, and Jared in Love,î ìKilljames,î ìKilltore,î and ìNxalbnm2.î

Stayed tuned for more upcoming hits from these urban mastaz. Their shit is like Pringles: once you pop, it donít stop!