an interview with DC FATTS

  1. How does it feel to be so hectic?

    2. Well, it's just normal for me. I haven't always been this hectic, but I've developed it over the for no particular reason at all, Sherilyn Fennyears.
  2. Which General Handywork song do you like best?

    3. They're all rad cuz like, music and stuff.
  3. Which Beatle is the most fab?

    4. John is the most fab because everybody seems to admire a dead guy.
  4. What do you think of Mandy Hargens?

    5. She talks funny.
  5. Which is more hectic: beating your head against a brick wall or slashing yourself with a knife?

    6. So long as you are screaming, they're both hectic, especially at the same time.
  6. How many venereal diseases do you have?

    7. I am immune to all of them.
  7. Do you shave your legs?

    8. Sometimes.
  8. Why?

    9. Cuz it's gross.
  9. If you were a woman and Kurt Cobain was still alive, would you try to marry him?

    10. No. I would become a nun and feed the hungry and give money to the poor and have fun and get in touch with god.
     
     
     
     
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