Thank you for your reply. Please advise James that not only is he not the only real James on earth, that of the two I mentioned in my previous email, myself and some guy from the 16th century, that I am quite certain that I myself am indeed James Call, though only somewhat certain of the guy from the 16th century, but that there is also a guy currently living who is also named James Call, but he is retired. Please also tell James that I too am a genius, however, completely sane. I at the same time am idiotic enuff to believe that this gives me a slight advantage in whatever contest  may result from two James Calls occurring in the same universe. But please be assured that I am a mild mannered reporter for a small metropolitan newspaper and I come in peace. Can't we all just get along?

My own band is called The Purple Hand of Kareem Abdul Jabar and I am chief noisemaker. If Mishap has a Supreme Ruler, does it also have an El Jefe? Do you know anyone who does?

Sincerely,
One of Many James Calls

P.S. Maybe we could start a club.
 

Excuse me SIR, I will not participate in your CLUB... I know one of Mapplethorpe's MINIONS when I SEE one, and I will have NO NEED of direct interaction with YOU, one of the FALSE JAMESES.

Why, you even have the sheer, unmitigated audacity to use my FULL NAME! And to TRAVEL BACK in TIME, to create ANOTHER false James... that really takes some LOW STEPS.

I TOO am a HUMBLE REPORTER here in New York City. I work for J. Jonah Jameson, who is ALSO a FALSE James. You, and the other James Call, and the other "James"es, have RUINED MY LIFE. It is only fair that I DESTROY you with my alien symbiotic SUIT.

But in the meantime, despite our differences, we must form some sort of alliance. So I will send you my demo, and you can send me yours.

There is no El Jefe in Mishap Productions. There is, however, an EL GENERALISSIMO. I am he.

It is only a matter of time before you and your kind are destroyed once and for all.