Dear Mr. Kochalka,

Thank you for taking the time to read our comics and listen to our music. We here in the Mishap organization realize that you, along with Bob Dylan and Dave Brubeck, are one of the three most powerful musicians in the world. We seek to harness your power and combine it with those of Bob and Dave. Once we have accomplished this goal, we will create an "übermusician," the greatest musician ever.

Once he is born, of course, his mastery will rend all other art obsolete and, indeed, pointless; art will end forever. Therefore, there is some danger to his creation. But you will be enshrined eternally in a statue of gold surrounded by a fountain of purity if you help us.

Rule the world, James, rule the world.

Respectfully,
The Real James
Mishap Productions