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Hello. We are Pope John Paul the
Third. We are the best musical combo in the history of the world. We play
happy pop tunes, crap-core and freak out music.
In 1977, we were secretly cloned from hybrid Lennon/McCartney DNA under
the personal supervision of J. Edgar Hoover. Currently, we are the property
of Time/Warner.
Pope John Paul the Third are two brothers named Adam and Ryan Beebe.
They have been recording their innovative brand of music on some of the
world's worst recording equipment since they were children. On their debut
album, they showcase their unsettlingly varied musical styles that have
won them international fame among the world's most sophisticated drunks
and degenerates. Originally from Santa Cruz, CA, Pope John Paul the Third
now exist everywhere simultaneously. |