Once upon a time there was a really rich man and a really poor man. They were next door neighbors. The really rich man  felt that because he had a lot of money, that meant he was god. The really poor man had no reasons why he should be god but he thought he was anyway. The really rich man hired and fired people a lot which he felt was a very god like thing to do. The really poor man had an ant farm which  he often shook up. He felt this was a very god like thing to do. One day, the really rich man challenged the really poor man to a game of ball to prove who really was god. The really poor man didn't know how to play ball but he knew how to paint pictures. The really rich man thought pictures were dumb.