Back in the 70's there was this scientist who, when experimenting with gene splicing, created a boy with a luminous butt. His name was Josh Brazil. All his life people didn't like him because they said like, "Dude, your butt glows in the dark or something." And everywhere he went, he tried to make friends but no one liked him because besides the fact that his butt was luminous, he was constantly making farting noises and stuff to get attention. And people would always get him to do dumb things like stand on his head and quack like a duck because he would do anything to have friends, but even after that they would still hate him anyway. So one day he went to a club to get chicks but they wouldn't even let him in because they said, "Hey, aren't you that guy whose butt glows in the dark?" and he said, "No" and then the guy said, "Yeah, well then let me see your butt" and Josh had to just walk away because he knew that the guy wouldn't let him in once he saw that his butt glowed in the dark. But one day a brother came to town and he said, "Yo nigga' wassup?" and Josh said, "Hi." And the brother said, "Yo bioch." Then the brother had an idea. He said that they should go to a club and sneak Josh in and when he got inside he could take off his pants and dis everybody because they wouldn't even realize that they were dancing with the boy who had a luminous butt. So Josh agreed to the idea because he felt that the man, being a brother, knew what it was like to be oppressed. Needless to say, everything went as planned and Josh was popular from that day forward.