Yea, verily did the Lord Tarique give unto the Earth the yawning forces of greatness, concieving in one giant slurricane, the band known as German Cars vs. American Homes. For 3 days and nights did Tarique and the Archvillain Mapplethorpe fight, and in this time all the heavens, earths, and under / underwater worlds were created. Creatures sprang from the various limbs and foreheads of our holy god and his anti-god, and from these creatures came the creatures of today.

Wormo, in his greatness yawning.
King Shahib, the lord of pets.
Slobodan Milosevic and Angela Lansbury, who did preside over the Homoerotic Serbian Nationalist Friends Network.

FROM THE DEEP SOUTH DID COME A SOUND, MIGHTLY, nay, VERILY drumming ever onwards into the night, the sound of the MANCHILD and his friend, PEUGEOT COCAINE NASTYPANTS RICHARDSON, the VORNADO. Thus cameth they in a mystical space orb, to find and destroy that most wicked of agents, the earmouse, worship't by the dark, the unholy, the slaves and drones of Mapplethorpe. These two cosmic, holy warriors knew their mission and knew it well, and knew as well that Fluffy and the real James would one day soon play their part as well. Yet Fluffy and James kneweth not who they were, nor what power they possessed. They walked through the cold, earthquake-and-fire stricken world, listening to crap-core, raising religious devotion to such heights that soon the world would know the sound of Far-Out, that most holy of devotions.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!

And forward sallied the strangest things that they hadst e'er seen:

Daupo, carrying with him an odd assortment of cigarettes depicting an as yet unknown paradise, known as "Astoria"
Bing Crosby, a fascist collaborator
 Three British girls, one with bad teeth, no wait, all with bad teeth
A strange band of aliens, misfits, demons and animal familiars from a place known as MISHAP PRODUCTIONS