are from the future. We are here to enlighten all y'all with our funky
beats and such. We play real instruments. We play latin percussion. We
scratch records. Et cetera, et cetera et cetera.
Funky outer-space hip hop from the
same people who brought you I Don't Got Polio and Bootysaurusrex.
Their inventive rhymes and weird yet stupid-def instumentation will have
you lockin' and poppin' til the break of dawn. Featuring an all star cast
of millions! Almost all the emcees are former pizza deliverers! A favorite
of anyone who isn't hella stupid and ugly. Hell yeah!
The Future Funk Project are here to prevent wackness
in the home office and schoolyard before it starts. Featuring: J Ted Bond,
The Rabid Child, Josh B, Emmerson Sanderson, Adlib, El Presidente Del Evil,
Dr. Venereal, Skinny D, Ryan Beebe, Unhappy Paul McCartney Shaped Robot
and various other musical luminaries.
"Yo, these cats is funky" - The Wall Street
"These mojos are def, yo" - Cat Fancy
"The best music since the Beatles" - Sky
"Refreshingly unique hip hop" - Freshman